May 2012
7 tags
clientsfromhell:
Client: We’d like you to design some labels for our new products.
Me: What size are the labels?
Client: They’re for three 250g jars
Me: …
Client: …
Me: So, the dimensions of the labels are?
Client: 250g.
Me: …
Client: Oh! Sorry! 250g probably doesn’t tell you enough.
Me: Haha, yeah, I need to know length and width, or -
Client: ’250g’ means ‘250 grams.’
Me: …
heyfunniest:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Laughter provides a good workout for...
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw... →
too-dolly:
robynmargaret:
kenediclarysse:
disgustinghuman:
WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON
first face eating, now this?
It’s a face eating, intestine throwing world….. Get your shotguns
dude, if the zombie apocalypse is upon us, I am definitely not ready.
THEY’RE IN NEW JERSEY!? NOOO!
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Watchtheanachronistic:
xmaryanngonzalez:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
THAT’S MINDBLOWING.
SLOW DOWN MY BRAIN CANNOT COMPUTE lol but omg awesome
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
